Father: “But this girl is very special, she was the daughter of bill gates”
Son: “Well… in this case I would say yes.”
Furthermore, the father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: “I have a husband for your daughter”
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to be married!”
Dad: “This young man is a vice-president of the world bank”
Bill Gates: “Hmmm, in this case I will say ok”
Finally, the father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: “I have a young man to be the vice president of the World Bank”
President: “But I do not need a vice president!”
Father: “But he is the son bill gates”
President: “Really? In this case I would say OK”
A Headache Woman
A woman got headaches for several days, so he decided to go to the doctor. The doctor then asked a question to her. “How old are you?” asked the doctor.
Hmmm, “I do not remember Doc, but I’ll try to think” After thinking within one minute, she finally answered and said, “Yes, I remember now, when I got married, I was eighteen years old, and my husband was thirty. Now, my husband sixty. Sixty is equal with two times of thirty. So, my age is two multiplied by eighteen. That is thirty six years old.”
Mr. Knott and Mr. Watt
Mr.Knott is a lecturer at a university. One day, he was very tired and went home with the aches in all of his body. When he arrived home, his phone rang and he picked it up right away.
Hallo, who’s there?
What is your name?
I asked!! What’s your name?!!
Watt is my name. Are you john?
No, I knott
Could you tell your name?
Both men are hung up and talking “What a rude man!”
There are three passengers and one pilot on a plane. The first man said, “I have a bottle, what should I do?” The pilot replied, “Throw out”. The second man also had a bottle and the pilot told him to throw out. The third person was very different, he said, “I have a bomb, what should I do?” The pilot told him to throw out.
When the plane landed, the pilot and three passengers found a man who was crying. When asked, he replied “My head is injured because the bottle that thrown by someone”. Then, they met a woman who was crying. When they asked, the woman told the same reason.
Several minutes later, they met a man who laughed uproariously. When asked, the man replied “I was fart and suddenly the existing building behind me was exploded”.